- white dad in any movie: but son, you're throwing away your DREAM
- white son in any movie: no dad, I'm throwing away ~yours~
I can’t believe Doug Dimmadome, owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome, bought tumblr
what if not only misha has a supernatural blog, but he’s also tumblr famous?
what if you’re misha…
sometimes i watch youtube videos and halfway through i’m like you know what i don’t care and then i close it
still not sure what exactly math is
It’s buying 72 watermelons while not admitting you have a problem
HOW DO YOU MAKE A GUY
if somebody invented a shirt with a giant pocket in the front they would be millionaires because who wouldnt want to feel like a kangaroo
Don’t ever take an Astronomy class in college. You will die a slow and horrible death.
don’t ever take me on a date to an aquarium because i will ignore you and spend the whole time looking at the fish
But, if you think about it, that’s all the more reason to go. The person you’re dating gets to sit back and watch you smile and have fun. All the while, he/she’s falling deeper in love with you.
thatS REALLY CUTE IM GONNA CRY
being 20+ on tumblr
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